stolenfromshitheads:

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

billy-crudup:

THE LAST OF US
TV show 1.06 “Kin” | video game

viridializard:

I wanted to make a cute Shallan design for my redbubble, you can find it here: link!

sapphic-boy:

Allos think demisexual and demiromantic are “just what everybody is like” because when they hear that we need to have formed a bond to experience attraction they think that just means “getting to know somebody over a few drinks at the bar or a couple dates” and not needing to have an established, long-term relationship that could take a significant amount of time to build,

I’m demiromantic and I’ve only gotten two crushes and they were on my best, closest friends that I’d known for months or years and saw every day at school, and I had to risk ruining my closest friendship to pursue it, which is absolutely not how alloromantics experience crushes.

outlandidol:

My take on Kaladin StOrMbLeSsEd

mimi-maru:

fallen wizard

mvbworlds:

Pessoa aleatória na balada tentando flertar comigo.

Eu:

chronically-asleep:

If you dislike Michael Holden, please respectfully throw yourself off a skyscraper.

anewbornrose:

Michael, to Charlie: Twenty years from now, I guarantee you I will be Tori’s second husband.

Tori: What happened to my first husband?

Michael: Nothing you can prove.

philomurphy-deactivated20230323:

am i human being or just a bunch of alice oseman’s quotes glued together with diet coke?

fearthefuzzybear:

coughloop:

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

aropride:

(ID: the “before [thing] happens / anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me” meme, edited to read “before Valentine’s day / anybody wanna admit they don’t got a crush on me?” an aro flag is edited on top of the meme. end ID)

programmerhumour:

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